I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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