Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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