Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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