My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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