i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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