i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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