My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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