whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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