Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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