Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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