I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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