Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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