If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Two words: blizzard sex
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
