Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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