If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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