glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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