But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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