...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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