Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Quick, to the slutcave!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
