I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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