only if we run a train.
done.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
there is puke in my bra ... again
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