Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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