I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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