I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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