I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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