i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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