Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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