oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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