she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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