help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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