I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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