Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
