Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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