Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she smelled like a LAN party
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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