Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Drunk is not a location!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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