I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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