Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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