no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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