all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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