i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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