My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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