Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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