She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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