Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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