I think I died a long time ago.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
