Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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