Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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