Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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