i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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