It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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