I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She said her name was "party"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
